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ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG It's 4:30 in the morning and I just met Donnie Fucking Wahlberg!!! Seriously, he's so cool.

I went out with some friends and it was about 3am and I was going home but I was hungry. Emily was at my house so I asked her if she wanted to go get something to eat. We called my friend Gary and the three of us went to a little hole in the wall that was only open for breakfast. We walked in and the following took place:

Me: Emily, is that fucking Donnie Wahlberg sitting there?
Emily: Where?
Me: Right THERE!!!
Emily: I don't know. Is it?
Me: Gary, is that Donnie Wahlberg?
Gary: That is totally Donnie Wahlberg.
Donnie: Excuse me, are you mocking me? (sarcastically)
Me: Um...no! Not at all!
Donnie: I think you are mocking me (totally cool. Not really giving me shit)
Me: No! I swear I would never mock you!
Donnie: It's ok if you are! You kind of mock endearingly.
Me: (dying) This is my niece Emily. Isn't she cute?
Donnie: What's your name?
Emily: Emily.
Donnie: Isn't it kind of past your bedtime.
Me: I know. I'm the worst aunt.
Donnie: Or you are the coolest aunt.
Emily: She's the coolest.
Donnie: Yeah. She probably is.

Me: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (in my head)

BTW; Totally hot in person. For reals. I met Lt. Fucking Lipton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Buffy: Smidge Happy

Surgery Update.

Hey Y'all! This is Jennifer's niece, Emily typing. I'm sure you all know of me, I am adorable and famous. Just wanted to let you know Auntie came through surgery with flying colors. She's still in the hospital but will be coming home sometime tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully we'll see her up and about in a couple of weeks!

-Emily


P.S. Besides the first three sentaces, these were all Auntie's words. I don't talk like such a dork.
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Homer Loves TV

There is NO such thing as Too Much TV

- It was 60 degrees here on Monday. Yesterday was equally beautiful. They are saying that it will hit 70 today. Tomorrow, when truecrystal arrives, it will all turn to shit. Rain…snow…30something degree weather. Now that is just mean!

I totally wanted this post to be about TV and stuff that's been going on in my life. Apparently I babbled so much that it took me almost two hours to post about my shows (I *am* at work) so there will be a regular post following...at some point.

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David Addison - Smirk!

Santa Claus is coming to town!

Merry Christmas to all you wonderful people!!!

December 2005 - LJ Posts by Cal: 24
December 2006 - LJ Posts by Cal: 2

Wow, is that sad or what? I feel horrible that I haven't been keeping up with everyone or posting like, at all. I do have some wonderful excuses for you all! 1) My boss has been on vacation and my work load has doubled. 2) I've been emotionally screwed up lately and the thought of posting about anything is too draining. 3) My social life has seemed to take off since separating with Patrick and I honestly just haven't had the time.

It's a true combination of all three.

This is the first year that I didn't really ask for anything for Christmas so whatever I get tomorrow will be a lovely surprise. I am also pretty happy with everything I purchased for everyone. I love Christmas and always have but this has been a tough one. I know people have it worse than I do, but it's been difficult. But I'm a trooper.

I'm looking forward to spending all day tomorrow lounging in my PJ's. Patrick is coming over for dinner and he is going with me to my sisters house for coffee and pie (and yes, I'll still be in my PJ's). I'm actually looking forward to spending the day with him. What can I say? I miss him.

I'm so looking forward to 2007. It can't be any worse than 2006. January is already going to be wonderful because not only is truecrystal & aninnocent coming to visit but....jennlynnster is coming for a long weekend!!!!! I'm so pumped! We are going to party like it's my 36th birthday. Hey, it WILL be my 36th birthday! Imagine that!

I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas. I may not be around as much, but I am thinking of you all.
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Though, if you want to be added I should warn you that I love to pick things apart. I'm a tad critical and I'm notorious for being shallow and making fun of celebrities. It doesn't mean that I think I'm better than Nicole Kidman because she has a fivehead or that I think I'm better than Michael Vartan because he has a nose like a parrot...it's just something I do because I can't keep my mouth shut and it's fun. Really! I'm already laughing at that parrot line! I swear, I'm a really nice person!
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