OMG It's 4:30 in the morning and I just met Donnie Fucking Wahlberg!!! Seriously, he's so cool.

I went out with some friends and it was about 3am and I was going home but I was hungry. Emily was at my house so I asked her if she wanted to go get something to eat. We called my friend Gary and the three of us went to a little hole in the wall that was only open for breakfast. We walked in and the following took place:

Me: Emily, is that fucking Donnie Wahlberg sitting there?
Emily: Where?
Me: Right THERE!!!
Emily: I don't know. Is it?
Me: Gary, is that Donnie Wahlberg?
Gary: That is totally Donnie Wahlberg.
Donnie: Excuse me, are you mocking me? (sarcastically)
Me: Um...no! Not at all!
Donnie: I think you are mocking me (totally cool. Not really giving me shit)
Me: No! I swear I would never mock you!
Donnie: It's ok if you are! You kind of mock endearingly.
Me: (dying) This is my niece Emily. Isn't she cute?
Donnie: What's your name?
Emily: Emily.
Donnie: Isn't it kind of past your bedtime.
Me: I know. I'm the worst aunt.
Donnie: Or you are the coolest aunt.
Emily: She's the coolest.
Donnie: Yeah. She probably is.

Me: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (in my head)

BTW; Totally hot in person. For reals. I met Lt. Fucking Lipton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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